Crikey all you sheilas out there in blogville I’ve got a proposition to put to you? You all now the love of my life is Enid and you all know how Enid is missing in action. Well …… I asked for advice as to what to do to find her and to get her to go to Sarge’s date day with me. Well I’ve received lots of advice and, after much consideration, this is what I propose to do. It seems Enid is missing for some VERY important reason, like her Secretary is crook or busy or something or her computer is kapoot and all my mates reckon I should still paint the town red on Sarges date day. They reckon Enid wouldn’t want me to be sitting around moping all the time so here’s what I’m asking of all you sheilas. Would one of you PLEASE go on a date with me? One thing I have to make very clear from the start is that I would have to remain true to Enid so it would be a purely plutonic (big word, aye?) relationship. Like… definitely NO hanky panky. I suppose we could hold paws or something but that’s about it. I would show you a good time. We Aussie blokes are a bit rough around the edges but deep down, where it counts, we are pretty decent sorts. I’m a pretty good lookin’ bloke or so everyone says. I know how to dress for an occasion. I got all fancied up and went to see Prince William and Kate and they smiled at me so they approved of my dress sense and they sure know how to present themselves, aye?? So how about it. Anyone out there want to be my date?? I’d ask all my sheila friends but I don’t handle rejection very well and if one of them said NO I’d be devo!! Sarge’s date day is VERY soon(the 19th of this month) so I need to know pretty soon, aye?
AND all you blokes out there ….. thanks for all the advice. Crikey ….. I HOPE THIS WORKS!!
|This is how I dressed for Wills and Kate!!|
|Pretty cute, aye??|
Wanna go on a date with me AND run ... Love, Charlie