You'll never guess what THEY
did to me!! Put me in the slammer .... that's what!! ME
.... CHARLIE!!!! YES
.... in the slammer!! Don't they know how delicate I am? Don't they know that I'm the most important thing in their lives?? Don't they know they can't live without ME??????
What the heck were they thinking?? Don't ask me ..... I was devo! You should have seen this place. I had to share with 10 other dogs. Dogs ..... not whippets. Most of 'em were ok and I didn't have to share my room with them or my television set but there was this one bloke ..... oh my ..... he was HUGE!!!
Just as well I didn't have to share with him. I went for walks with him and you should have seen his poops. They were humungous. I got to eat horse poop and roo poop on our walks. That was the only good part about being in the slammer. Mum reckons I mustn't have eaten much else because I was only there for 2 weeks (two weeks ..... does she know what that is in dog terms ... forever ..... that's what it is) and I lost nearly 2 kilos in weight. You should see me now. Skin and bone Mum says. Well I can't say the same for her. I don't know what she did while I was in the slammer but she sure didn't lose 2 kilos. More like she put on 2 kilos. Woe was me!!
|This was BEFORE the slammer. Get a load of that muscle!! A finely tuned athlete .... that was me!!|
|I was sooooo fit. I could do ANYTHING!! |
|Have you ever seen a finer looking specimen??|
|Crikey .... look at me now. All legs and I couldn't raise myself even if a cat walked by. |
|Woe is Skinny me!!|
I'm home again now ... thank goodness and I'm sure letting THEM
know what I think of them. Fair dinkum ..... what were they thinking?? Now Mum wants to take over my blog and tell you all about where she's been. Hmmmmmmmph!!! Well that's not going to happen. Not tonight anyway!! I'll think about it tomorrow ...... maybe!!
Wanna run ... Love, Charlie.