Crikey ..... Is this fair?? Mum steals a picture and I, ME, MYSELF ends up in the hoosegow (did I get that right, Whitley?) and she gets to go away for the weekend with Dad. WITHOUT ME!!!! What's with that??? She didn't even tell me in time to organise an escape route. Just packed me up in the car like as if we were going to the beach or something and before I knew what hit me we were at the dreaded dog gaol. You should see this place. It looks GREAT when you first get there. Beautiful lawned areas just right for big runs, tropical looking gardens with a peacock wandering around just waiting to be chased and a beautiful lily covered pond for fishing and swimming. Yeah ... that mirage lasts for all of ten minutes. That's how long it takes for Mum to fill out a myriad of forms to sign my life away. Then the warder comes and takes ME, all by myself, down a laneway and through a gate where the beautiful facade ends. Yeah ..... well I'm sure all you blokes out there know what it's really like. They chuck you in a cage. How bad is that!! Anyway, I survived .... only just .... but survive I did!! Mum and Dad had a good time. They went to one of my favourite places. Glen Innes! 6 hours drive away. 6 hours there and 6 hours back. They went to a concert to see one of their favourite Scottish bands. That's keen, aye?? All that driving. Mum reckons they left me in the hoosegow (crikey, I love that word - thanks Whitley) because they'd only get a short way down the road and I'd start barking. So .... it's the only time I bark! Surely they can put up with a bit of barking in the car. How would they be if they had to live with Whitley or Zoe or even Mr. JF Sir or all you other barking blokes and sheilas out there?? I'm quiet as a lamb at ALL other times. Fair dinkum ..... IT JUSTWASN'T FAIR!!!!! Mum was the one that deserved a stint in gaol ..... NOT ME!! I didn't post that shutterbox, or whatever it was, picture on my post. MUM DID!!!!!! Not fair ... not fair .... not fair!!
They felt guilty when they got home so they took me to the beach. I played with my mate Clancy!!