I threw up on the bedroom carpet last night. Bird bones and feathers!!! I wasn’t VERY popular. If you read my earier blog you will know that I managed to find myself a dead mutton bird on the beach yesterday arvo and had a good old play with it and then a good old chomp as well. Seems my scavenging days are over. Don’t think I’ll be allowed to play with treasure I find on the beach any more. I thought I was pretty clever really. I know I didn’t hunt the bird down and kill it. Now that would be a real feat but I did a pretty good at scavenging. That’s what wolves and dingoes do aye? And they survive. What’s with me …. Why did I throw up?? Anyway Mum and Dad were NOT impressed.
They weren’t impressed with me last night either. Dad cooked tea. I like it when Dad cooks. He’s much messier than Mum. Anyway he served the meal up (Meatloaf – YUM!) and he didn’t put the leftovers away like Mum does. Left them on the bench top. Now I have to tell you that one of my nicknames is Sneaky and crikey …. I was just living up to my nickname. I ever so quietly reached up onto the bench top and SNEAKED a big chunk of meatloaf. OMD …. Charlie heaven! It was sooooooo good. One big problem … I managed to knock a metal knife down onto the floor whilst doing it. Very clumsy of me, I know. I’m usually so quiet about my sneakiness. So …. I GOT SPRUNG!!!!!! So what???? I’d already scoffed that meatloaf down. It didn’t even hit the sides. I got yelled at again though. Crikey I hate that yelling stuff!!!!! I keep telling them there is nothing wrong with my hearing but they NEVER listen. Maybe they can’t hear me! Hmmmmm! Maybe they are the deaf ones. That’s why THEY yell! Anyway I’ll have to be a lot more careful with my sneakiness in future. How’s this for clever sneaking? Mum made herself 3 biscuits one day. Savoury biscuits with ham on the bottom then tomatoe and then cheese. I LOVE cheese!!! The phone rang and Mum left the biccies on the benchtop and left to answer the phone. Fair dinkum Mum. You should have had more sense. I ever so quietly reached up (Mum reckons I’ve got a neck like a giraffe) and ever so gently picked each bit of cheese off those biccies and chomped it down. Left the rest. I don’t like tomatoe too much. Mum was a bit baffled when she came back. Wasn’t sure if she had put cheese on those biccies or not. Nothing was disturbed …. Just the cheese gone!!!!!! Now that was VERY GOOD sneakiness even if I do say so myself.
Wanna run … Love, Charlie.
We wuz afraid dat dead burd might not sit in your tummy too good... Good job on scoring da meatloaf and da cheese, too... but why did you leave the ham??ReplyDelete
Gotta keep 'em guessing, Finley. If I took the ham too and made a mess they'd have known it was me. I got no cat to blame around here!!!Delete
Good job gettin that cheese! I'd stick with live birds if I were you . . .ReplyDelete
Yeah you blokes like 'em fresh, aye?? Me ... I like to let 'em cure.Delete
Yeah, I woulda taken da ham too!ReplyDelete
Crikey Whitley and I thought you were a Lady!!!!!!!Delete
YUCK! That bird carcass came back to cuss you, BOL!ReplyDelete
Now about snagging the grub...OMD!
You are a sneak. Here that is called counter surfing.
I tried it once, but I had to jump up there, like I learned from my kitty brofurs...but then growlmy planted baking sheets all along the counter edges...what a racket that made when they clattered to the floor...and spooked me to boot.
But I would have snagged all the biscuits, and made the growlmy think she didn't bake them at all yet.
My doggy cousin in Canada snagged himself some sausages off of the coffee table once...oops, bad move!
Counter surfing .... too funny!!!!!! I reckon your Growlmy is sneaky .... VERY sneaky ..... She planted baking sheets?????????? That's way too sneaky! My Mum's not smart enough to think of something like that. Crikey I hope she doesn't read this.Delete
At least I didn't jump up onto the bench top. Our Harri did once and snagged himself a whole barbecue chook.
OMD Charlie! Your sneaking skills are wonderfuls! Bird carcasses are nots reallys my thing though. I'm soooo flattered by the heart you drew furs me! I'm goings to draw you one too.ReplyDelete
Crikey Enid ... you're going to draw ME a heart??????? AND you sent me kisses!!!!! Ohhhhhhh! Enid.Delete
Always yours .... Charlie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
That is TOP sneakiness. We probably would have just left the tomato....eaten the rest. What a score....Mutton Bird. We're jealous.ReplyDelete
XXXOOO Bella & Roxy
Yeah .... I got into trouble anyway so I should have eaten the lot.Even tomatoe's ok but that mutton bird was something else. It had been there for a long time and was all sun dried and crunchy. Sooooooo good.Delete
Hope yur feelin better now. All that gourmet fud (includin the mary nated birdie) was jus too much all at once probly.ReplyDelete
Gosh, yu are a Master Sneak! Yu should give lessons.
But 'member, don't 'fess up to anything. Blame Notme!
Good advice Zoe .... I must remember that. Notme did it, Notme did it, Notme did it. If I keep saying it I will 'member.Delete
Oh and my tummy's fine again now thankyou!!!!!
Yeah, dat Notme guy r notowwyus fur geddin' us intu twubbles, Charwie. Yu gotta watch out fur him.ReplyDelete
Bud, hey, wike Buddy suggested ober on yur Dogster diawy : mabbe it wuz da MEATZwoaf dat maded yu frow up?!? *runs off*
Crikey... I reckon Buddy's onto something there. Dad's cooking .... it would make anyone crook. Struth I hope HE doesn't read that.Delete
CRIKEY! (Do I sound like an Australian pup??!?) Throwing up bird parts probably wasn't a good thing, Charlie!!!!ReplyDelete
Real 'true blue' Fizzy. You got it down pat, Mate!!! As for the bird parts .....better up than down, I guess!!!!!Delete
You know, Charlie! Maybe it was the meatloaf that upset your stomach and had you not eaten it, you would not have thrown the bird back up! Just a thought!ReplyDelete