Friday 30 December 2016

I HATE SUMMER!!

Crikey ..... I hate summer!!  We get swamped with Mexicans.  Everyone from down south comes up here and my beach is soooooooooooooo crowded there's hardly room for ME!!!!  How bad is that????  There's heaps more four legged doods to play with but there's some scary doods too. A bloke's gotta really keep his wits about him or he could end up with a chunk missing.  It's the ones  from the bush you've gotta worry about.  Great big Bull Arab's that spend their days AND nights chasing pigs through the scrub.  OH MY!!  I steer clear of them.  I sure hope I see the summer out.  You should see some of these blokes.  My mate Bacon or PoppyPooPoo Pants wouldn't stand a chance against one of them.  Those heelers and kelpies can be mean too.  I know ..... I know ..... I've got lots of mates that are working dogs but those blokes from the bush ..... fair dinkum ..... they've got no manners ..... none at all.  If you run they chase you and they NIP!!  They think you're a cow or a sheep or something.  Well I'm not.  Cows have tough hides and sheep have lots of wool.  ME ... I've got very thin skin and NO hide whatsoever.  I tear easily!! Go back to the bush I say!!   I thought I'd show you some pics of my VERY CROWDED beach.  These were all taken this morning. Crikey it was a nice morning.  I hope all you blokes and sheilas slowly freezing to death in all that snow appreciate them.  We're sweltering in a heat wave here.  Anyone wanna swap houses for a while?????     

Warning ..... there's a LOT of pictures.  Mum got carried away ..... AGAIN!!!!!  Oh and it's better if you biggefy the pics.

Crikey it was hot ..... At least I had room for a cool down.  
Had a bit of a romp with these blokes!
I even had to share with this bloke!!
And this!!
I played ball.  
Had another swim!!
AND a bit of a surf!!

I wipe my face on Dad's pants to dry off!!   Pretty neat, aye??  
Another few dips!!  


Now if you biggefy this you'll see all the Mexicans.  There's heaps of 'em.  We have to walk for miles to get away from 'em. 

Look!!  It's Frankie and Ernie.  Well I thought it was!!  Feisty little numbers.  They sure gave me what for!!


Wanna run ..... love, Charlie!!

39 comments:

  1. there are strange looking guys on your beach... I never saw such animals... the one with the 87 legs is related with the mama.... they probably need both one million shoes. Happy New year to you all, may it bring only good things to us... btw: your 2017 starts earlier than ours, maybe you can tell me how the new year is as a kind of a fortune teller?

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  2. Charlie, were you speaking in code today, because we didn't understand any of it! Mexicans and Arabs? What a strange place you live in...

    Enjoy your last few hours of 2016 and then it's the new year. Happy 2017!

    Mara from Norway

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  3. Maybe you need our President Elect to come build a wall to keep da Mexicans and Arabs off your beach. BOL BOL!

    P.S. - my momma says she'll be happy to trade wif ya ANY DAY!

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    1. Yeah, take our President-Elect.... please. BOL, BOL!!

      Do the Mexicans you get bring Mariachi music, margaritas, and taco trucks with them? Cuz if they duz, I don't see da problum...

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    2. Crikey Finley ... We don't want your bloke. We've got enough problems with the one we've got. And no such luck with OUR Mexicans! They're a pretty boring lot.

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  4. Charlie, I feel sympathy for you as you have been invaded by Mexicans. Who knows why? So hot and humid where you are. Lovely photos and we will chat in 2017.

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  5. Hari OM
    Hehehehe Oh Charlie mate... pawhaps I will take it upon myself to explain to your mainly non-OZ audience that 'mexicans' is the Queenslander's term for anyone from NSW, Victoria, Tasmania and possibly SA... and 'arabs' arrive from the West, even within state, cuz it's pretty much desert anything from 200km inland!!!

    ...and golly gee... that IS busy - for your beach! Now, into 2017 and maybe some peace and quiet eh? (Vain hopes d'ya think?) hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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    1. Crikey Aunty ... You got the first bit right but the bull Arabs are a dog the bushies use to hunt feral pigs. They are a cross breed. 50% British bull terrier, 25% greyhound and 25% German short haired pointer. They are humungous and mean and the bushies cart 'em about in cages on the back of their Utes..

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    2. Well, I want to thank both Yam and you Charlie for explaining it to me. I really thought you had gone a bit strange because of the sun...

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  6. Gosh, Charlie - your beach looks quiet and peaceful to us. We won't swap because we prefer the cooler temps but next time we hear about any snow coming our way - we'll redirect some of it to you! Cross your paws that we get LOTS!

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  7. It looks so purdy at yur beach! But Charlie, please tell me whut that lil dood is in piccie #4? We don't got nuthin like that round here! I get that uther dood is a crabby type. But that round-y dood? Idunno.

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    1. That's no crabby bloke Zoe. It's a jelly blubber. They both are. Just different types. Now don't ask me what a jelly blubber is cause I've no idea other than it's one of those blokes. They live in the ocean. These two blokes have washed up onto the shore and are dead. They can give you a nasty sting if they brush by you in the surf but they won't kill you. We've got one bloke in our tropical waters that will kill you. We don't swim there in summer.

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    2. Thanx Charlie! Hmm, I think we gots jelly in our fridge, but not those jelly blubber doods.
      Stay away frum them!

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  8. We're hibernating in the air/con. Only 12 minutes left of 2017...Happy New Year!

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    1. 2016, we mean....sheesh, we're in for a bad year already!

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  9. I don't see any big crowds there Charlie, still looks pretty nice to me. We are 1 ,mile from Mexico but no beaches around here.

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  10. Oh Charlie, YOUR beach is so beautiful, no wonder other pups want to visit it now and then. But I am thinking, if you need a bodyguard to protect you against all those uncouth farm dogs, then I am totally up for it. I am even prepared to work for free (OK, maybe the occasional ice cream would be appreciated) and I'm sure Gail will be happy to cough up for the plane tickets for both us us.
    Er, won't you Gail?
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  11. That beach doesn't look very crowded to us. Maybe there are more peeps and pups than usual but it still seems like a fun place to go. We liked Yam Aunty's explanation of Mexicans and thought it wasn't exactly like the Mexicans we have here in the USA.

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  12. Sure am glad Aunty explained Mexicans and you explained Arabs cause I didn't have a clue what you were telling us. I wouldn't like those big ole meanies and would be scared to death. You are awful brave to be out there on your beach with them. Be careful.
    Skittlez

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  13. G'Day Charlie... CRIKEY... we thought that one Jelly thingy was a CRABBY like Sarge has...
    OMD if that had been US on YOUR Beach... we would NEVER have been Cheeky toward YOU...
    We think you are RIGHT to stay FAR away from those Wild Ones who want to HERD You. THAT is just WRONG.
    WE would GLADLY trade Places with YOU right now... WE have over 12 inches of FRIGID Snow on the ground... BRRRRR you would need THREE heavy COATS just to go OUTSIDE. WE hate it. We have to wear Coats... and we have LONG FURS...
    We are wishing you and your Peeps the most HAPPY of HAPPY New Year 2017... Pawsible.

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  14. Bring your warm coat and come to visit us, we will treat you very nicely AND still have lots of fun chasing and doing zoomies!!!

    Happy New Year from us to you!!!

    Woos - Lightning and Misty

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  15. Hi Charlie...I think you and I are sharing the same weather. Here in South Florida it's been sweltering HOT too. No winter for us this year!

    Wishing you a very Happy and Healthy 2017!

    :)

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  16. Dearest Charlie, can I have your summer please? The cold foggy winter here is playing havoc with my furs!!!!
    Wishing you and your peeps a Very Happy New Year
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  17. Oh Charlie, what a super beach ! That's not crowded - you should see ours in summer - you can't see the sand for the people AND dogs are not allowed anywhere near !! Isn't that terrible - we've never been on the beach at all, and never put our paws in the water !
    Happy New Year to you all, Charlie - you'll have your work cut out training that cheeky little Herbie.
    Petite-Chose and Inca xx

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  18. But running a long the beach looks fun. As you know we got snow but Daisy and I go out to road (Not Much traffic...haven't seen a car yet today) and we play ball.
    Coffee is on

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  19. Ghostwriter would rather be in summer all year around. Me, I like a bit of snow. But so far this winter, the snow keeps melting and we have mud instead. Well, at least you got some beach fun time in! Be careful out there, Charlie!

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  20. So glad you got out on the beach! Maybe you should come here to cool off? Your mom keeps talking about wonderful snow and our mom said she'd teach your mom how to shovel it BOL!

    Happy New Year!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  21. We want summer too!! no more snow!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  22. Happy first day of 2017 to you Charlie, Mum and Dad!!
    Good grief Charlie you all stay clear of the bull Arabs. They sound like 100% Taz devils crossed with 3 K9 Breeds. I am so sorry your beach is invaded by them and thus not enjoyable. I guess that means no running free with the wind in your face!
    You all stay safe.
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  23. We get it Charle!! Although there are not many peoples or doggies at Arty's beach, lately the ones that are there can be totally rude!!

    Hang in there!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  24. I get what you're saying, but we'd sure love to join you on the beach!

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    (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤Happy Summer, and Happy New Year!!

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  25. Oh Charlie you live in a wonderful part of the world .
    Merle...............

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  26. Hi hi hi! Ojo here! I will send you some SNOW! That will cool you down, and it will also get rid of the tourists! I'll put some in the mail right away! I hope it makes it...

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    1. Crikey Ojo .... I hope so too!! Doesn't that stuff melt???????

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  27. Oh Charlie! Your beach looks divine to me. I didn't see any of those invaders your wrote about. We'll send you some snow from our next blizzard - that'll help cool you off!

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  28. I hope your New Year is pawsome!
    love
    tweedles

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  29. Dude, your beach is beautiful! If I was closer, I would be there to with you playing around. Happy News Years! XOXO - Bacon

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  30. We still think your beach and all the pictures of you on it are furbulous! Those jelly dudes look like strange critters eh?!

    Be carefur of the big dude dogs, OK?! pawlease? I don't want to hear about things like you showed us last year...least I think it was last year.

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