Thursday 22 January 2015
Are you there Enid???
Crikey Enid ...... are you there???? I haven't seen you for a while. I'm on a road trip with Mum and Dad and I'm not around all that much either but I have something VERY important to ask you. Other blokes have done all this fancy stuff to ask their sheilas but you know me, Enid ... I'm a pretty basic sort of bloke and my Secretary is even more basic than me so I'm just going to have to ask you and hope to goodness you'll say YES!!!!!!!! You see our Mayors' Murphy and Stanley are having a bit of a do and everyone's invited and I would very much like it if you would consider being MY date for the night. It's a Valentine's day dance. Now I haven't done much dancing, Enid, but I'm going to take some lessons. I sure wouldn't want to step on those pretty little paws of yours. If you will agree to be my date I believe we have to submit some photos or something to Murphy and Stanley. I don't quite know what sort of photos we have to submit but I'm sure we can work something out there, aye?? We've got a bit of time to do that. Crikey Enid ...... Will you be my date for the dance. I just know it's going to be the best night EVER but only if YOU go with me. Please Enid ...... say YES!!
Wanna dance the night away with me ...... Always your Charlie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx