My assistant Dui has alerted me to a plague of drop bears in his area. All Australians out there need to be super vigilant as they can be extremely dangerous. When venturing into bush land areas remember to use your best Strine and always but ALWAYS remember the vegemite behind the ears. Be very liberal with the vege. Make sure you use plenty.
Unfortunately I am going to be missing in action for a few weeks. Top secret duties! However I would like to assure you all, that my very capable assistant, DUI will be looking after you in my absence. I will be checking in with him from time to time but I am sure he will be up to the job.
Over and out ... Australian Detective, Charlie.
Charlie's Mum, Lynn here ... We are off on a country trip and will not be around much for a short while. We will be reading your posts when we can and commenting occassionally and will catch up again when we return. See you then
Wanna run ... Love Charlie.