I'm leaving home!!!!! No-one loves me anymore. My Jo hates me. My Jen thinks I'm a big fat bully. Mum thinks I'm a legend but I sense a wee bit of disappointment. Dad just doesn't think, so he's ok. Izzi could always take me or leave me and Miss G .... well she's never liked me too much. I can't seem to leave her face alone. It ALWAYS seems to be covered in such good stuff. Wanna know what I've done this time??? Course you do!! Well my two legged sister, Jen and her Family have a new family member. Meet Poppy Poo Poo pants!!!!!
Wanna run ..... away with me .... love, Charlie.