Friday 30 June 2017

I've been in the slammer!!

You'll never guess what THEY did to me!!  Put me in the slammer .... that's what!!  ME .... CHARLIE!!!!  YES .... in the slammer!!  Don't they know how delicate I am? Don't they know that I'm the most important thing in their lives??  Don't they know they can't live without ME??????  What the heck were they thinking??  Don't ask me ..... I was devo!  You should have seen this place.  I had to share with 10 other dogs. Dogs ..... not whippets.  Most of 'em were ok and I didn't have to share my room with them or my television set but there was this one bloke ..... oh my ..... he was HUGE!!!  Just as well I didn't have to share with him. I went for walks with him and you should have seen his poops.  They were humungous.  I got to eat horse poop and roo poop on our walks. That was the only good part about being in the slammer. Mum reckons I mustn't have eaten much else because I was only there for 2 weeks (two weeks ..... does she know what that is in dog terms ... forever ..... that's what it is) and I lost nearly 2 kilos in weight.  You should see me now. Skin and bone Mum says.  Well I can't say the same for her. I don't know what she did while I was in the slammer but she sure didn't lose 2 kilos. More like she put on 2 kilos.  Woe was me!!
This was BEFORE the slammer.  Get a load of that muscle!!   A finely tuned athlete .... that was me!!
I was sooooo fit.  I could do ANYTHING!!  
Have you ever seen a finer looking specimen??
Crikey .... look at me now.  All legs and I couldn't raise myself even if a cat walked by.  
Woe is Skinny me!!
I'm home again now ... thank goodness and I'm sure letting THEM know what I think of them.  Fair dinkum ..... what were they thinking??  Now Mum wants to take over my blog and tell you all about where she's been. Hmmmmmmmph!!!  Well that's not going to happen. Not tonight anyway!!  I'll think about it tomorrow ...... maybe!!

Wanna run ... Love, Charlie.


  1. Poor Charlie! Demand lots of food for a few weeks and make them feel guilty. I am sure everyone would like to hear what your mum has been up to.

  2. Wow, Charlie. The slammer is not fun...we call it 'The Spa', bu of course its anything but.

    Glad you are home again, and lets hear all about it when your Mum has time and inclination.

    And eat hearty, OK?!

    Woofs and purrs!
    MJF, Pipo & Angel-Minko

  3. oh poor charlie... to get a an elephant-roommate and to land in that slammer is a hard thing... but hey horse poop and roo-poop... that sounds not bad... how was the taste? good? hugs to you and potp for a speedy recovery and for furgetting that slammer-time...

  4. What a horror story! When we get locked up, we lose weight, too. SHE says it's because we what we're supposed to, and jump around barking all the time! Glad you're home so you can get back to health!

  5. Oh Charlie what a tail of woe!!!!! Well I hope the peeps feel suitably guilty and give you lots of TREATS to feed you up
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  6. Oh my, poor you Charlie! Put in the slammer for no reason at all! I must admit though: I am curious as to what your Mum did while you were locked up. And it better be reeeeeal good, like traveling to the South Pole or something!

    Mara from Norway

  7. So unfAire about the slammer, Charlie. Demand lots of ice cream! It will put the pounds back on you *wink wink*

  8. Hari OM
    O.M.D. Charlie maaaaatteeeee!!! You be sure to demand extras on the treats and I-scream and make no smoochies until you feel there is proper and copious contrition... (My Jade only once had to be incarcerated and she too lost kilos and wouldn't talk to me for a whole 87 hours). Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
    (who admits to being very curious as to what would have caused such an aberration in the peeps' behaviour)

  9. Well Charlie you have been visiting looks like you definitely had an experience.


  10. The only time Mom left Scooter and me in the "slammer" we didn't eat and Scooter got a terrible sore on her nose trying to get out of the cage. That's right - they put us in cages. Mom and Dad said never again and they haven't. So if Rocky Joe and I can't go with them, they don't go. Guess they do love us. But we know your Mum loves you very very much and must have had a good reason to put you away in that place with the big pooper.


  11. It's great to see you again, Charlie! Too bad you had to go to jail for two weeks, though. You just relax now, and eats lots of good yum yums so that you get your strength back. Hope to see you soon!

  12. OMG Charlie, you are wasting away to nothing! What were they thinking? They need to get you to the beach NOW!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  13. That was a long time! In dog time, you were in jail for 14 weeks!!!

  14. None of us like being in the slammer, Charlie, but we bet you are getting lots of extra yummies and loving now that you are back home.

    Woos - Lightning and Misty

  15. Oh Charlie so sorry for you in the slammer well you are out now and life is good again.

  16. Charlie we are so happy that you are out of the slammer and back with your familly. I hope you get back to your top playing weight soon. I hope they never sentence you to jail again. If they do and you need a good lawyer let me know.

  17. Oh Charlie pal, I been stopping by to see ya but no one was here.
    Dang what the H*ll were they feeding you at the jail house anyway?
    So glad you back on the home range now and I sure hope you are eating more than poop.
    xo Astro

  18. OMD...the nerve!!! We sure hope she is giving you plenty of treats to help you regain your strength!!
    Arty & Jakey

  19. WTD?!!!! OH DUDE! Not the slammer! Sounds like the 'Big Bloke' pooped as big as ME! BOL!!! (Ma says she has to carry a pound of Airedale poops all the way home on our walkies...hehehe) butts, I digress....I would milk this for all it's worth! Gives them the sad puppy eyes, the WTD did you do to me look, and don't forgets to throw in a little whine too! I hopes you gets your strength back real soon Charlie...just make sure you gets lots and lots of treaties...and margaritas! ☺
    Ruby ♥

  20. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Charlie I hear you and I feel you pain. Bless our hearts...OMCS you lost nearly 4 lbs? Jumpin' catfish Mate that is a lot...but the good new is you didn't lose on iota of handsome-ness! Thank goodness your peeps came home. I guess I won't complain too much (not that it would help) but mine were only gone 6 days..and I lost about 1 1/2 lbs and I didn't even have dog or roo poop to eat. MOLMOLMOL
    Loving kitty kisses to you matey yours truly
    Madi your best kitty friend.

  21. Oh Charlie dear boy, thank goodness you're home. You might have wasted away totally had you been incarcerated a day longer. Hope you're now getting enough treats and piling on the pounds...
    Toodle pip!

  22. Did anyone explain what you were arrested for? We can't imagine you doing anything to land in the slammer! We hope you are being fed now so you can once again be the fit pupper you once were.

  23. We are glad you have been released and hope extra special treats are in your future.

  24. I cant believe u were in the slammer like that.

  25. Well, I am sure you can guilt her into lots and lots of treats to put those kilos back on!

  26. My goodness, Charlie!!!!! If I'd known, I would have put up the bail!!!

  27. Oh my, poor you Charlie! Put in the slammer for no reason at all!


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