Wednesday 24 December 2014
FFHT for December!!
Crikey ...... I really like to participate in FFHT but I think you should know that for some stupid reason or other my Secretary is on strike. She says she's too busy for me and my crazy whims. If she thinks she's busy what the heck does she think Santa is right now. I bet he wouldn't be too busy for my crazy whims. Strike a light!! What am I saying. My whims aren't crazy.
Matter of fact I had a bit of a chat to Santa the other day. He needed a bit of rest and recreation before heading off to deliver all the pressies so he dropped downunder to Noosa main beach. There he was just sittin,' chillin' beside his surfboard.
Now I'm no shrinking violet so up I went and plonked myself down next to him and this elf bloke that was sitting beside him. Quite the chat we had. He's VERY interesting. S'pose if you're that old you gain a bit of knowledge along the way, aye?? Anyway ..... we sat and chatted for about 87 hundred hours or something and then the chubby elf says 'Time to go Santa .... time to go' and you'll never guess what happened next. All these reindeer blokes raced out from behind a pandanus palm and before I knew what was happening Santa and his slightly overweight mate jumped into this sled thingie and disappeared over the horizon.
Fair dinkum?? Do I lead an exciting life or what???????????????
Wanna run ..... Love, Charlie.