Crikey ..... I knew it .....
I JUST KNEW IT!! Is this sick or what?? Poppy's taken over.
BIG TIME!! What the heck is Murphy thinking?? Has he no pride?? Pigs are for eatin' mate! She's kicked him out of
HIS bed.
SHE sleeps in his bed now. They made her a pen outside. That lasted all of a week. She now sleeps
INSIDE in Murphy's bed.
AND he lets her!! Disgrace to the canine race I say.
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| Can you believe this?? Fair dinkum .... sick, aye?? |
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| This is where she's s'posed to sleep. |
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| AND how disgusting is this?? I've had a go at ours but a pig!!!!!! Really?? |
The little girls came over to my house today. Trashed the place as usual. They put a hat on me. Not just any hat as you will see. It's a yarmulke and is worn by Jewish men and boys during prayer. I'm praying real hard for my mate Maurice at the moment so I thought it was ok to wear it. I hope I don't offend anyone.
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| Sending you POTP Maurice!! |
Miss G was up to her old tricks. I'll let
YOU work out what I mean by that.
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| Boris enjoys a pat occassionally!! |
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| Not so sure about the head massage!! |
Crikey it was good to see 'em all again. I've sure missed those little people. I'm going over to their house this weekend to sort Murphs out. I'll show him what you are supposed to do to pigs
AND chooks. Fair dinkum .... what a soft touch!!!!
Wanna run ... Love, Charlie.
Its good to have you back Charlie looks like you've got a lot of work on your hands to get things straight again
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
I'll be working my poor little paws to the bone I reckon Princess Leah. So much to get right!! I knew it wasn't a good idea to leave.
DeleteHope Miss G has a huge bottle of sunscreen!
ReplyDeleteCan't believe the way that PIG has just TAKEN OVER!
Slip, slop, slap is the name of the game in that household. The PIG ..... OMD!!! TAKEN OVER is dead right!! I intend to put her straight quick smart.
DeleteSnoozin with a pig is jus so, so rong in so many ways.
ReplyDeleteWhut is this wurld comin to?
Good to see that things are gettin back to "normal" round yur place.
Yu still eatin an fillin in? Hmmm, yu should have Poppy ofur fur dinner! ;-)
Rong, Rong, Wrong even!! The wurld's gone MAD!! My wurlds improving every day though. Back to "normal"!! Crikey they are good words, aye?? I've put on nearly all the weight I lost, however a bit of pork cracklin'd go down well.
DeleteI would like to live with a pig, my bestest brother from a different mother is a minipig... we love each other... here in blogville... but I'm not sure if it would work in reality too :o)
ReplyDeleteNo Easy ...... it's a bit different in reality. Mum reckons Poppy and I will be good mates one day. Hmmmmmmmmmph!!! What does SHE know.
DeleteSNORTS the pig is taking over there Charlie. Have a tremendous Thursday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
She is Molly but I'm back now. All will return to normal!!
DeleteHari OM
ReplyDeleteOh my pigness..eerrr.. dogness...errr goodness; there's a pig in the place!!! She's cute. Not in the house though. For goodness sake she has a PALACE outside. You go tell her Charlie mate.
...and GOOD GOLLY Miss G, wherever could your clothes be???? Charlie is wearing more than you are - which by the way, is mensch of you, thinking of your pal. Hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx
You're right, as usual, Aunty. NOT IN THE HOUSE!! That's not a pig's place unless it's on a plate or in a dog bowl. She's going to hear from me this weekend for sure. As for Miss G's clothes. Well ..... she had 'em on when she arrived and very pretty she looked too except for the gum boots, which, by the way, were her big sister's AND were on the wrong feet.
Deleteit must be wonderful to be home again and don't forget to eat up
ReplyDeleteIt is GREAT to be home. I'm almost back to my old weight. Another few baked dinners and I'll be there.
DeleteOMD OMD Miss G is the Free Spirit of all FREE SPIRITS... We love it...
ReplyDeleteOH Crikey Charlie... we can NOT believe that the PIG seems to have become TOP DOG there. THAT is sort of SCARY if you ask us.
Its scary alright Frankie and Ernie. I'm going to put a stop to it though. I'm not a softie like Murphy. I hear you are on hols. Your folks took you with them. How lucky are you???????
DeleteOh Charlie – how did we Beaglebratz ever miss your return? We iz so furry much happee u iz bak now. We will need to go and read your return post. Az fer your pawrentz leevin’u that long – all we can say – HRMPH! An’don’t u let them due it agin!
ReplyDeleteNow in some homes, a little piggy iz good BUTT when there iza a woofie or 2 in the house, well then piggiez just NEED tue lern their place.
Now what haz Miss G gone an'dun? Thrown caution tue the wind (along with a few other thingz az well)
We haz not yet posted your guest post SOOOOOOOOOOO – tue-morrow it will b there fer all of Blogville tue c.
Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta
Crikey Lord Shilo and Diva Shasta I'm so happy to be back. I'm glad you found me. I'm going to do all I can to not let that EVER happen again. It was just plain stinky!!
DeleteI reckon the piggy's place is outside ...... don't you?? I'm going to tell that Poppy a thing or two when I see her. I'm going to hop on over to your post today. I hope there's more puppy photos of the 'nearly' birthday girl.
Oh my dag a necked kid!!
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
disgusting, aye??????????
DeleteBOL! @ Poppy and Miss G, too! What evfur will she do at school, later when the attire isn't skin...
ReplyDeleteNow you are there again, you can start teaching the proper rules...
Well if she doesn't improve soon school could be very interesting. She arrived all dressed at our house and it took all of two minutes before she was stripped bare. The proper rules ...... Hmmmmmmmmm!! Pigs outside unless on plates or bowls ...... not inside and not in a dogs bed!! Really .... she's taken over well and truly!!
DeleteThat little girl is so pretty even tho she is naked...lol....wesa haf one of those sometimes running around our house also...last time that happened a kitten grabbed hold of her butt....lol.....
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Crikey ..... a kitten grabbed her butt??????? OMD! Maybe Poppy could bite Miss G's butt. That might make her keep her clothes on. Was it Macey the kittie attacked?? She is lovely. We are praying for her!!
DeleteCharlie that picture of you in the yarmulke is just priceless. If I were speaking to my neighbour and, of late, adversary Jake, I would show it to him as he lives in a half-Jewish household and so is the local expert in these matters.
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie.
Crikey Bertie ...... I was a bit worried about Mum putting that pic on my page. I didn't want to upset anyone. It would be good to know if it was wrong in the eyes of the Jewish people. Miss G put it on me. I can blame her. Children are always innocent, aye??
DeleteWe doggies have never met a pig before. Mom says the last time she got near any pigs was when she was driving on the thruway and got behind a big old stock truck full of huge pink pigs. She could see their pink ears and curly pink tails sticking out the sides. All of a sudden some horrible smelling stuff sprayed out the back of the truck and got on her car. She couldn't park the car in the garage for a long time after that. You look fine in the hat. It's a good color for you! And it's good to hear from you too!
ReplyDeleteOMD!!!!! I know what that horrible smelling stuff was. Crikey ..... that smell would even kill a dead dog. I've been behind one of those stock trucks full of pigs on one of our road trips and it was disgusting. Even I didn't like it and I usually love smelly things. Your poor Mum!!
DeleteCharlie....you look kind of spiffie in the hat.........now about Poppy................!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
I know ..... I know!!!!!! I'm going to have words with her. It's just got to stop, aye??
DeleteI know pigs are for bacon but you have to admit that's one cute pig.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
C'mon Sully!! The only cute pig is the one sitting in your doggy bowl in the form of bacon or cracklin' or roast pork.
DeleteMommy passed out when she saw the pig on the dish washer. She is quite anal
ReplyDeleteOMD!! Your poor Mum. I don't blame her. It was pretty disgusting, aye???????
DeleteYea!! Good to be home!!! And looks like not a dull moment at that!!!
ReplyDeleteHey....did you knows there's a nekkid lass in your house? BOL!!
Okays, I was just thinkin' of a nice BLT....is that wrong??! ☺
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
BLT ...... wrong??????? How could a BLT be wrong?? Wonder what made you think of that, aye, Ruby?? As for the nekkid lass. She spends a lot of time at our house and she may be clothed when she arrives but it doesn't last long. When she grows up I think she will be a stripper. She's sure getting plenty of practice.
DeleteBOL! Everything has gone wacky! Just pawfect!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Yeah!! Wacky's good, aye?? Pigs that take over, however, are not good. Gotta sort that one out. Good luck in the elections!!
DeleteWell, I don't think da yarmulke can hurt. Probably will help.
ReplyDeleteAnd dat pig, well, I could send Travis over to take care of dat walkin piece of bacon.
Oh, and momma had a Jewish friend in high school and his family put a yarmulke on their pug. So we guess it can't be too offensive.
DeleteYeah Whitley ..... I could sure use Travis's help. It's good to know the Jewish people have a sense of humour. Nice to know I won't get my head chopped off or anything.
DeleteBacon on the hoof . . . yummmmm.
ReplyDeleteBOL, Twabis!!! Yu shur wuff bacon! Whut I r sayin'???? I r nutz 'bout bacon, tu!
DeleteIf you weren't so busy lookin' after Maurice, Travis, I'd be asking you to help me out with the Poppy catastrophe. She needs a good lickin' and you'd be just the one to give it to her, aye??
DeleteWell, my name 'Zaidie' r Yiddish fur 'gwandfather', so yu can ask me stuff...'bout anyfing, weally. BOL!
ReplyDeleteDat darn Poppy pig shur habs wotza nerbe takin' ober wike dat. It r almost wike yur gurls missed yu SO much, dem wosed dere minds an' thot Poopy wuz yu, Charwie! Yeah, dat r it!
Crikey ..... you think so, Zaids???? Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!! I wonder!!
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