Monday, 9 January 2017

Mum's big blunder!!

Crikey ...... My Mum's a bit of a drongo sometimes.  Here's what happened the other day.
We were heading off for a bit of a walk around the block and when we opened the door there was a little white fluffy pup in our yard. When she saw us she raced over and jumped all over us. Now I wasn't too impressed.  I thought I was going to be stuck with her like I'm stuck with Herbie but thank goodness that didn't happen.   Mum took one look at the little ball of fluff and immediately picked it up and called it by name, Flossie!!  After she scolded it for running away from home and crossing roads etc. etc. etc. we continued on our walk with Flossie in tow. We came to a house that Mum knew was Flossie's house. The owners weren't home so Mum put Flossie in the yard and secured the gate and left her there thinking she had done her good deed for the day. We then continued on with our walk before finally heading home.
Later that afternoon there was a knock on the door and when Mum answered it she was surprised to find a distressed young girl asking her if she had seen a little white puppy wandering around. Yep you guessed it.  The dog Mum put in Flossie's yard wasn't Flossie but a Flossie look alike. Off she and the young girl went and when they got to Flossie's house there were two little white fluffies having a great time together and one very puzzled looking Flossie owner. She had just returned from her outing and was very surprised to find another dog in her yard. Too funny, aye?  It could only happen to MY Mum!!

Well she didn't take any pics of the LWF's so here's one of me wearing my collar I got for Christmas.  Pretty swish, aye??  

Wanna run ..... Love, Charlie.

Monday, 2 January 2017

Look what I got for Christmas!!

Crikey ..... look what I got for Christmas!! 

It's me only little. I love it and so does Mum. The nicest lady in the whole wide world made him for me. Her name is Anita Breznik and she lives a long way away in Slovenia. She will make one for you too if you would like. All you have to do is ask. She lives on the book of Faces if you want to find her.  She goes to so much trouble to make sure it looks just like you and she is so nice. She has a beautiful whippet girl called Nuba. Crikey she's beautiful. Anita has sent me lots of photos of Nuba. I think I'm in love. 
Whatcha reckon??  Is she beautiful or what??
Drop dead gorgeous, aye??
Sigh!!!!!
Get a load of those lines!!
Crikey .... don't tell Enid!!  Although she's not around much these days. I think she's forgotten me.  

Do you remember THIS??
My mini me is going to take pride of place in our lounge room with Mum's teddy. I will be allowed to play with him because I'm very good with my toys and don't destuff them but ... only on VERY special ocassions to have my photo taken. Fair enough really. I don't think he likes baths too much and I wouldn't want to get him dirty. I can be a bit sloppy! Thank you so much Anita ..... I love him!!




Wanna run ... Love, Charlie!!

Friday, 30 December 2016

I HATE SUMMER!!

Crikey ..... I hate summer!!  We get swamped with Mexicans.  Everyone from down south comes up here and my beach is soooooooooooooo crowded there's hardly room for ME!!!!  How bad is that????  There's heaps more four legged doods to play with but there's some scary doods too. A bloke's gotta really keep his wits about him or he could end up with a chunk missing.  It's the ones  from the bush you've gotta worry about.  Great big Bull Arab's that spend their days AND nights chasing pigs through the scrub.  OH MY!!  I steer clear of them.  I sure hope I see the summer out.  You should see some of these blokes.  My mate Bacon or PoppyPooPoo Pants wouldn't stand a chance against one of them.  Those heelers and kelpies can be mean too.  I know ..... I know ..... I've got lots of mates that are working dogs but those blokes from the bush ..... fair dinkum ..... they've got no manners ..... none at all.  If you run they chase you and they NIP!!  They think you're a cow or a sheep or something.  Well I'm not.  Cows have tough hides and sheep have lots of wool.  ME ... I've got very thin skin and NO hide whatsoever.  I tear easily!! Go back to the bush I say!!   I thought I'd show you some pics of my VERY CROWDED beach.  These were all taken this morning. Crikey it was a nice morning.  I hope all you blokes and sheilas slowly freezing to death in all that snow appreciate them.  We're sweltering in a heat wave here.  Anyone wanna swap houses for a while?????     

Warning ..... there's a LOT of pictures.  Mum got carried away ..... AGAIN!!!!!  Oh and it's better if you biggefy the pics.

Crikey it was hot ..... At least I had room for a cool down.  
Had a bit of a romp with these blokes!
I even had to share with this bloke!!
And this!!
I played ball.  
Had another swim!!
AND a bit of a surf!!

I wipe my face on Dad's pants to dry off!!   Pretty neat, aye??  
Another few dips!!  


Now if you biggefy this you'll see all the Mexicans.  There's heaps of 'em.  We have to walk for miles to get away from 'em. 

Look!!  It's Frankie and Ernie.  Well I thought it was!!  Feisty little numbers.  They sure gave me what for!!


Wanna run ..... love, Charlie!!

Tuesday, 27 December 2016

Herbie goes bananas!!!!!!

Crikey ... Get a load of these pictures.  Herbie went to the river for the first time.  I think he liked it.  He went bananas!!!!!
Crikey!!!
Do you think he'll go in?

Getting gamer!!
AND messier!!

I think he likes it!!
Cute, aye??
AND last but not least I just wanted to welcome Easy home.  Welcome home Mate.  You will always be special in our hearts. Thanks for the love and the laughs. Your memory will be with us forever!!


Wanna run ... Love Charlie!

Wednesday, 21 December 2016

Bloopers ..... bloopers ..... bloopers!!!!!!!!!

Crikey ...... bet you can't wait for these??  Mum and our Jen did a photo shoot for a picture of, yours truly, for our Christmas card. It didn't go well.  Now cut me a bit of slack here .... I tried!!!  Very trying, Mum said!!  It was HOT!!  AND they wanted to take a picture OUTSIDE ..... in the middle of the day.  C'mon ..... everyone knows you don't go outside in the middle of the day when it's HOT.  Well everyone except my Mum and our Jen.  Anyway ..... I'll let the pictures do the talking.  Here they are ....

Who's this remind you of Crockett??
Fair dinkum!!
Like it's 187C out here and I gotta wear THIS???
Well OK if there's treats involved!!
C'mon with those treats .....  what are they??
Cheese ..... yum .... my favourite!!
Well hand 'em over ....
I'm not looking .... you didn't give me the cheese!!
For goodness sake ..... give me a break. I'm over this.
You can keep your hat and your cheese .... I'm out of here!!
Uh Oh!!
Too bad, aye??
Thank goodness for that!!
Oh .... best get it out. Don't want some poor fishy to die.
Onya Jen.  
Don't think I'm wearing that now!
This was my choice.  I think I look very regal, aye??
I liked this one too!!
But I guess you all know this is the one Mum picked.  
Have a great Christmas everyone and if I missed sending my card to you I'm sorry.  Mum got a bit confused at the end.  She couldn't remember who she'd sent them to and who she hadn't.  It's the dementia thing. So please if I missed you please add me to your card list cause I sure wanted to send you a card.  Here it is now ..... you can copy it and print it up if you like.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!

Wanna run .... Love, Charlie.