Thursday, 29 January 2015

FFHT for January!!

It's Fractured Fryday Hairy tails time again and even though my tail isn't very hairy  I do like to join in.  So here goes!!!!!!

Fair dinkum ...... talk about a drongo!!  Picture this in your head if you can. It was New Year's Eve. Mum and Dad who, by the way, are as old as anyone you've EVER met, had gone to bed.  What the heck?????  It was New Year's Eve ..... my first that I could really remember.  I was just a pup for that first one.  I WASN'T going to spend my FIRST New Year's Eve in BED!!  I decided I wasn't EVER going to miss out on a New Year's Eve no matter how OLD I got.  I waited until I knew both Mum and Dad were well and truly out to it.  It's easy to tell ...... they both snore like you wouldn't believe.  Crikey ..... the things I have to put up with. THEN ...... out I went ..... through the doggy door ..... up to the fence ... over the fence ..... THEY don't know I can do that ..... it's easy really .... it's not VERY high ... THEN off to the beach!!!  I know the way ..... we go EVERY day .... twice!!  I made a New Year's Eve resolution to do this EVERY year.
What a hoot!!!  Who knew it would be like this??  The ocean was beautiful. I'd NEVER seen it at night before. Chester and the Princess's moon was shining and it's reflection was dancing on the waves.   There were peeps everywhere and some of my mates too. You know ..... the one's with YOUNG Mum's and Dad's.  Stella was there!!  She's my best beach pal.  They were having a BBQ .... ON THE BEACH!!  How good was that??  I hung with them. What a night I was having. Great company, great food ... I couldn't wait for midnight and THE FIREWORKS I had heard so much about. BUT ..... just before midnight ..... you'll NEVER guess what happened ... Mum and Dad appeared!!!!!    OMD ...  I've NEVER seen them so upset ..... not even when I got attacked by the moron drongo man's dog.  There was steam coming out their ears and all.  They said I could have been killed on the road. They said LOTS of things and they sure thanked Stella's Mum and Dad for phoning them.  I just knew I was in for it.  They dragged me up to the car and put me in the BACK .... IN MY CRATE!!!!!!  Covered it and me with a big dark blanket and left me there while they went back to the beach to bring in the new year with Stella's Mum and Dad. THEY saw the fireworks. I only heard 'em. Crikey they were loud.  I didn't like it at all.  I was scared in the dark, all by myself. I had a lot of time to think over what I'd done. I s'pose I shouldn't have gone off like that by myself. Crikey ... that was the worst New Year's Resolution that I ever made, aye??  AND it was the first.  I sure learned my lesson there. I won't be doing that again in a hurry!!  WHAT A DRONGO, AYE?????? 

Wanna run .... Love, Charlie.

42 comments:

  1. Oopsie, you were found out, Charlie! Gotta be carefur where you show up, BOL!

    What a fun tail, well, until the fireworks, they make me so angry...Maybe if'n I couldn't get out to bark em I'd be shivering and scared too...

    Thanks fur sharing your tail of woe...

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    1. Crikey Mr JF Sir .... I've NEVER seen fireworks, only heard 'em. they're sure loud, aye??? That was just a hairy tail .... it wasn't true. I couldn't climb our fence no matter how hard I tried. Someone would have to leave the gate open for me to go out and even then I wouldn't go out. I'm too happy at home.

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  2. I dunno, New Year's on da beach sounds good to me - seems like da only bad part wuz gettin caught.

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    1. Yeah Whitley ..... getting caught out is NEVER good, aye??

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  3. What spoil sports! We're sure Stella said you were safe, why did they have to ruin YOUR night.....sheesh!

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    1. Spoil sports ...... yep that's EXACTLY what they were, aye?? Stella would NEVER dob.

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  4. wow that was a way to celebrate the new year. glad nothing happened and the evil dog what attacked you once wasn't around. I have an idea... next year, you visit me on new years eve. then you can celebrate with australia in the afternoon because, then it is midnight in Oz. and no one can send you to bed, because it's afternoon.... and hey, we also could celebrate with australia and hadn't to wait so long till we have midnight. smart, huh?
    Easy Rider

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    1. Crikey Easy ..... I've only got a small brain, mate. BUT I think I followed all of that. Sounds good to me!! Ummmmmmmmm ..... how do I get to your house???? That's a lot of diggin, mate!!!!

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  5. Hari OM
    Strewth Charlie mate, there you were thinking you had made the great escape and all you got was jail-time!!! Definitely rethink your resolution process!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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    1. I'm rethinking Aunty .... Easy and I have it all sussed for next year.

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  6. Oh no! You have Stool P Gin's telling tails on you as well!
    And you were having so much funs, what a shame
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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    1. Crikey ...... is that what they're called????? I didn't know that.

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  7. That is peeps for you always ruining our fun. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. Yeah Molly ...... they're sure a worry, aye????

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  8. Oh dang Charlie..we spent New Years in the beach up north with Bashful hahhaa and we saw a few doggies..some I think were a bit scared and maybe their peeps should make a resolution to not put the pups through that! I am so glad that you were squealed on because anything could hve happened to you..crikey I would be like your mum and spitting chips hahaha :) loves Fozziemum xx

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  9. Oh Charlie, I sure woulds have loved to sit and watch those fireworks with ya, my Hoomans never go outs pawtyings on New Years Eve either.......whats wrongs with dem?! I hopes you were alrights afters beings in that crate all on your own, I wish I coulds have been there to comforts you.
    Hope fur better luck next time!
    Your loving Enid xxxxxxxxxxxx

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    1. Crikey Enid ..... it was just a hairy tail. I didn't really go to the beach on NYE. I did get to see the fireworks but not at the beach. We could see them from our house. I wish you could have been there with me. They were so very pretty.

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  10. Sounds like enough adventure for a while. Are they building you a taller fence?

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    1. It was just a hairy tail. It didn't really happen. The fence is already REALLY tall.

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  11. Wow you jumped over the fence? I wouldn't dare to do that. I know mom is getting mad when Vaks dig himself out - under the fence. And she let him stand a pretty long time in front of the gate before she let him in again. That teach him, and it take a long time before he'll dig himself out again.

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    1. I didn't really jump over the fence. That was just a hairy tail. Vaks dug himself out????? CRIKEY!!!!!!!!

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  12. Well Charlie it was a mistake BUTTT good news is you learned from it and thus a good lesson filed away not to be repeated.
    I HATE loud noises
    Hugs madi your bffff

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    1. Yep I learned never to make NYE resolutions, aye???

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  13. CRIKEY CHARLIE... that was such a GOOD Idea that just sort of Went Wrong... guess you should have Forced your peeps to STAY UP and to Go to the beach WITH you... We think they were just Jelly about you having such a good time WITHOUT them...

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    1. Well if it was a good idea if it were true, aye??

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  14. Wow, Charlie, that's a great FFHT story, but sorry it went badly in the end! I bet you had a super time off on your own for some beach party. I can tell you my Peeps get all worked up whenever I sneak off to the woods. They just don't understand our need to stretch our legs a little! BOL
    BTW: How good was that BBQ?
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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    1. Crikey Sarge ..... It was just a hairy tail, mate!! It didn't really happen. I NEVER go anywhere by myself. All of my posts, other than the FFHT ones, do happen though.

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  15. I bet it was worth it, though!

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    1. Well it would have been if it did happen, aye??

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  16. Charlie, hope you have learned a lesson here, DON"T MAKE RESOLUTION you nut, Bites sure learned!

    Da Sus

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    1. Never again Sus ...... never again, aye???

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  17. What a great story Charlie...except for the whole ummm, crated and staying in part at the end....ugh!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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    1. Yeah ... I love my crate but not with the door locked.

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  18. What the woof, Stella's peeps ratted you out!

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  19. Whoaaaa.....quite a story there Charley my man!

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  20. On no, Stella's folks told on you? And all you were doing was chilling with them? So unfair! Yes, we are just getting around to reading FFHT (cuz mom was sick).

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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    1. Poor Mom ...... hope she's better now. It's no fun being sick, aye??

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  21. Wow, that was a bad NY's resolution. We're glad your mom and dad picked you up so you were safe but they didn't even let you see the fireworks or have a bit from the barbecue?

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