My assistant Dui has alerted me to a plague of drop bears in his area. All Australians out there need to be super vigilant as they can be extremely dangerous. When venturing into bush land areas remember to use your best Strine and always but ALWAYS remember the vegemite behind the ears. Be very liberal with the vege. Make sure you use plenty.
Unfortunately I am going to be missing in action for a few weeks. Top secret duties! However I would like to assure you all, that my very capable assistant, DUI will be looking after you in my absence. I will be checking in with him from time to time but I am sure he will be up to the job.
Over and out ... Australian Detective, Charlie.
Charlie's Mum, Lynn here ... We are off on a country trip and will not be around much for a short while. We will be reading your posts when we can and commenting occassionally and will catch up again when we return. See you then
Wanna run ... Love Charlie.
Yikes Charlie dang drop bears...luckily have the vegemite in the pantry....mind you..i know..not very Aussie but I prefer Marmite hahaahah..will keep my eyes on the prize..luckily we have the wrong gums for them here ...might be ok! tell mum have a great trip and be careful on those roads..watch out for the roos :) loves Fozziemum xx
ReplyDeleteMarmite ... Marmite .... WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT!
DeleteNo worries we see you when we see you. Have a great trip. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Have a lovely trip, hope you have a great time.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to hearing all about it when you get back
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Ok, so's I mostly can figger out whut yu are sayin, but this time yuv got me stumped.
ReplyDeleteDrop bears, Strine an puttin Vegemite ahind yur ears?
I'm gonna have to google this.
Have fun on yur holiday!
Oh, I got it. Drop bears are kinda like our Jack-a-lopes.
DeleteJack a lopes?????? *Mum google jack a lopes will ya?*
Deleteoh man and my dad ate that vegemite we got from Bev.... now I have to stay in my crib... or at least my ears have to stay in my crib...
ReplyDeleteI hope you will have a great time while visiting super cool places. Be careful and I'm glad to see ya soon :o)
Easy Rider
Have a Wonderful Vacation... make sure the peeps take lots of pictures fur US...
ReplyDeleteOMD I (Frankie Furter) got to Tasted Vegemite that our furend Barb Brought to us... from NSW... I would RATHER it be Behind my EARS than on my tongue. Just sayin...
It's an acquired taste. You gotta work on it.
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ReplyDeleteStrewth, am totally out of vego - will go in search... the drop bears will not want to hang around Dunoon right now - they'd get blown sideways...... safe travels peeps. Hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx
between drop bears and boxing kangaroos - you will have your work cut out for you
ReplyDeleteWe had to look up what a drop bear is. Scary! We're sure glad we don't have them around here. We did had a scuff with a woodchuck once, and he was none too friendly.
ReplyDeleteMum, have a nice trip!
Yikes! That's scary stuff. See you soon
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Enjoy your vacation and stay safe in Oz.
ReplyDeleteHave a fun time! We want to tip you off that Friday we are making an announcement of something that you will fur sure want to pawticipate in!! The entry period is long but make sure you see it (right now you can see some info on the tab on our bloggy called "marathon".
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
I'll make sure not to miss it. I'd hate to miss something important!
DeleteHave fun!
ReplyDeleteI'm on duty, Charlie! Don't worry!
ReplyDeleteHave a great holiday.
Now DUI I know you're very capable, mate. Your training has been brilliant. BUT when I left the car behind I didn't mean it would be ok for you to take it for a spin. It's for emergencies Dui ... EMERGENCIES!
DeleteYou got drop bears, we got chupacabras.
ReplyDeleteCRIKEY Mum, google chacabras will ya?
DeleteChupacabras even!
DeleteHave a great trip!
ReplyDeleteNoodle and crew
Have a safe trip.
ReplyDeleteSafe travels.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Have fun...see you later!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
Have a pawsome trip!
ReplyDeleteHave a great trip! Vegemite behind the ears? Never heard of that one.
ReplyDeleteYikes, them drop bears are not what I want to meet, even as a terrieristic pup...
ReplyDeleteI will have to tell growlmy to get some of the vegemite from amazon or something like that...
You all have a good vacation!
Woofs with ya later!
I think your safe where you are MR JF Sir but maybe get some vegemite just in case, aye? It's worth having on hand. You can use it for all sorts of stuff.
DeleteYikes!!!! I don't knows if Ma would allow me any vegemite behind the ears, butts Maybe some peanut butters....
ReplyDeleteHey you guys have a safe trip and don't do anythings I wouldn't do...☺
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Peanut butter wouldn't work Ruby. Betta get yourself some vegemite. It's good stuff.
ReplyDeleteHave a good time!! I never heard of those bears!
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tweedles
THANKS EVERYONE. WE WONT BE OUT OF ACTION COMPLETELY BUT WE WILL BE A LOT QUIETER THAN USUAL, lots of things to see and do!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful time and watch out for bears!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Have fun! Keep an eye out on those bears. :)
ReplyDeleteMonty and Harlow
Have fun and watch out for those bears and everything else! See you when you get back, take care!!
ReplyDeleteI hope you have a wonderful trip! What is a drop bear? Is vegemite really a repellent? Sounds like a good practical use for the stuff ;)
ReplyDeleteThey're dead scary bears Kirsten ...... maybe you should google 'em just so you know what to look out for. I think anyone, other than an Australian, would say that vegemite is good for just about anything except eating it!! So far we are having a good time traveling around the countryside.
DeleteCHARLIE WE HOPE YOU AND YOUR PEEPS ARE HAVING A FINE TRIP
ReplyDeleteHUGS MADI AND MOM
We had to look up 'Drop Bear' too. Now, we see why we should be scared, they have very big teeth!
ReplyDeleteHave a nice trip and see you soon!