Crikey ..... I got two parcels in the mail today. Glad I didn't leave home yesterday or I'd have missed out. I was soooooooo excited. I've seen all you other blokes and sheilas getting parcels and I didn't think that would ever happen to me but today I got 2. One was in a box. It looked the most exciting so I got stuck into it first. It was" my sorry Ass" from Goose and Oh! how timely was it??
Thankyou so much Goose. Do you think if I take my sorry ass over to my two legged sister's house and apologise she might just forgive me for all the chaos I caused yesterday? Probably not but I can try, aye?? Anyway Goose I love my sorry Ass. I'm sure he will get me out of all sorts of trouble. Not that I'm getting into any more trouble, mind! I'm reformed!!!! I'm taking a leaf out of Saint Murphy's book ..... just you wait and see ..... I'm going to be
PERFECT! That'll teach 'em to shun me over some stupid pig. I'll be perfect, perfect, perfect
AND boring, boring, boring!!!!! They'll soon want the old Charlie back, aye?? Crikey ..... where did that all come from??? Seems I'm not quite over the Poppy Poo Poo pants episode, aye?? The second parcel was a new collar and lead from Black Dog Wear.
Not all that exciting to me but Mum was excited. She thinks Black Dog Gear is the best and
NEVER wears out. Then how come she had to buy me a new lead, you ask? I already had
ONE!!!!! Mmmmmmmm!! Well ..... before I became the perfect bloke that I am now I kinda chewed my old lead in half. It wasn't
MY fault. They left me in the back of the car,
alone, for five minutes and I got bored. Well ..... not bored actually ...... I got
STRESSED!! I don't like to be left alone. They know that. It was
THEIR fault.
THANKYOU SO MUCH GOOSE .... YOU'RE THE BEST,MATE!!
Wanna run .... Love, Charlie.
Yeah, go over and show your Ass to those pig-preferrin' relos!
ReplyDeleteI'm going' .... I'm goin'!!
DeleteI like your sorry little ass too pal.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Thanks Sully!!
DeleteWhat a great packages!! Good thing youre still around, hehehe
ReplyDeletewags
Jazzi
Yeah ...... it's not too bad here, really!!
DeleteCute ass if I say so myself...I could have used one of those in my early years...
ReplyDeleteMaybe Miss Poppy PooPooPants would like one too??!
I love your picture holding Sorry Ass in your jaws...such a expressive eyes!
Could you sniff/smell the sender still?
Woofs!
Thanks MrJF Sir .... It is cute, aye?? I think all terriers could use a sorry Ass but you JRT's and foxies blokes sure need 'em the most, aye?
DeleteMum was talking to our Jenni last night and was I ever happy to hear that Miss Poppy PooPoo pants is VERY naughty. Jenni wanted the phone number of MY obedience school. Miss Poppy is off to DOG training. Kiddin' that won't put all the other poor pups off their training.
I could sure smell something, Freckles. Don't know if it was Goose or not but it sure smelled good!! Might have just been the good old US of A.
MOL Charlie, if trying to eat bacon ya aren't sposed to makes ya a Sorry Ass, well, ya ain't da only one who could use one.
ReplyDeleteYou'd be a prime candidate for one, I reckon, Travis.
DeleteDat Sorry Ass sure are cute. I fink we could all use him sometimes. BOL!
ReplyDeleteYeah Whitley ..... I sure know I need one. Bet you do too. Lots of times, aye?
DeleteOMD isn't that GOOSE the VERY Best... We we REMEMBER his HOLE Ass Post and it was FABULOUS. Congratulations on winning your very OWN Sorry Ass toy.
ReplyDeleteWe are very much glad that you were HOME to have received your SORRY ASS Pressie... and the Leash and Collar.
We agree with Bella and ROXY and Dui... HAUL your SORRY ASS over to your sister's place and offer to let her PLAY with your Sorry Ass... THAT will mend the fences there. Just keep your SORRY ASS away from the Chooks and PooPoo Pig's Poop Piles.
I'm heading over there either tomorrow or on the weekend. My sorry Ass will be right there with me.
Deleteso cute! is blue your theme colour Charlie?
ReplyDeleteI was a bit blue there for a while Rory but I'm back to my old self again now!!
DeleteCharlie, you could never be boring.
ReplyDeleteYou're right there Bertie. Just like you, aye? You'd NEVER be boring either. We just don't have it in us, aye?? Lucky we got folks that understand.
DeleteOMD how kind. Goose is the best. LOL Charlie you got to keep up with the mischief pal. We'd miss your escapades if you didn't. Have a terrific Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Goose is great, aye?? Funny how he knew I needed the sorry Ass. Must be his direct link with the big bloke above that makes him so intuitive, aye? If anyone needs a sorry Ass it's me. I do TRY to keep out of mischief. It just seems to follow me around. Oh well ..... so be it!!
DeleteI wish I had a sorry little ass. He looks so cute!
ReplyDeleteYou would love him Jelly. He's got a bunch of flowers and all but you being such a Princess you wouldn't need a sorry Ass.
DeleteCharlie don't you change, you are just perfect. I hope when the peeps think you are anything less than perfect that Sorry Ass will get you out of trouble. That's is his sole mission in life.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Crikey Goose ..... that's one VERY big mission. The poor little bloke's going to have his work cut out, aye?? Thanks so much Goose. My sorry little Ass is much needed here, I'm afraid. Mum thinks I'm perfect too!! Sure got her fooled, aye?
DeleteWe are thinking you and your sorry Ass are going to get in all kinds of troubles :)
ReplyDeleteWell I am anyway ...... My sorry Ass is going to get me out of it, I hope!!
DeleteHari Om
ReplyDeleteWell, now you have a 'scape-ass' for any future faux pas... and yup, the world of the string up high surely is that of the whippet. Glad you are true to type Charlie mate! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Crikey Aunty ..... I sure am true to type in some ways. Mum's tried everything she knows (which isn't much I must say) to stop me from being anxious when left alone but nothing works. She doesn't leave me much and when she does she puts me in my crate. I EAT my bed!! I can go for an hour and a half now without eating my bed but if I need to be left for longer than that I go to doggy day care. I love doggy day care. Other than being left alone I'm VERY out there for a whippet. I love people and I love other dogs and noise doesn't worry me. I love storms, I love to swim. Bit weird, aye? But leave me alone and I'm a trembling mess. Got any pointers, Mum says????? She's tried pheromones and those thunder jacket things. She's found the crate the best so far. She leaves it set up all the time and puts little bits of cheese (YUM) in it from time to time. I love my crate. When they are home. I sit in it all the time. BUT NOT WHEN THEY GO OUT!!!!! If they leave me loose in the house I destroy EVERYTHING!! Well not everything. Mainly just the curtains or blinds as I go to the windows looking for them.
DeleteHari OM
DeleteOoohh I just realised you are really good at responding to comments - Lovely....Now I have an idea for my Monday Menosukhi; about a whippet I once knew. Watch out for the shout-out...
MUM - absolute whippet for sure. Are you aware of Bach Flower Rx? Most pharmacies keep them in OZ. Good old rescue remedy is to be kept on hand to be used DURING trauma or to settle after the event. For building up a preventative measure you could try dosing with ASPEN single remedy (fear of unknown, restlessness, with much energy). Four drops daily in water then observe how things go. Within a week there ought to be at least some improvement. As a Homoeopath I can tell you there are other very specific remedies which could be used, but I would not prescribe from this distance... See how you go with the Bach's first.
The other thing we have to be very careful of around dogs (as much as with our children) is not to 'facilitate' their negative traits by inadvertently rewarding it with the attention it is seeking. Am sure you are on the ball with that but whippets are past-masters at self-focus!!!! YAM xx
I might need to borrow that sorry ass Charlie after peeing on you the other day! Also mums mad at me for eating Poppy's poo! See I'm not that saintly!! Don't worry about eating the pig, you should get stuck into some of her poo... It's good stuff!!!! Yum!
ReplyDeleteCrikey Murphs ..... save me some, aye?? Don't eat it ALL!
DeleteBol! Whut a cute Sorry Ass yu got there Charlie!
ReplyDeleteWurk it Dood.
Have yu got (or can yu order) Lupine collars an junk? They are gar an teed even if chewed.
We can Zoe ..... our Harri had a lupine collar with lady bugs on it. He chewed it and they did replace it. Mum forgot about them. Might have to get me some of those, aye??
DeleteCharlie that was my first thought too after your adventure with the pig. Goose is a smart guy that he sent you the perfect ass, huh?
ReplyDeleteYeah .... Easy ..... Goose is very smart. He knows all about everyone, aye?? He has a direct link with the big bloke above. He's a real good bloke that Goose!!
DeleteOh Charlie, thanks for showing us your Sorry Ass! BOL! how great of Goose to send you that!
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Too funny you blokes. Goose is the greatest, aye??
DeleteThat is the cutest stuffie. Bet you are going to use him as a friend and a pillow
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Yep ..... I took him to bed last night for snuggles.
DeleteWhat a neat present. We think having a sorry Ass has got to make you special.
ReplyDeleteWell I sure need one!!
DeleteWhat a wonderful sorry ass! Glad you got good stuffs in the mail cuz you deserved it!!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
What are you doin' out of the meeting? Get back in there and hurry up and get it over and done with so you can tell us what's going on, aye??
DeleteOMD - I NEED one of those Sorry Ass!!!! Nothing but trouble today simply because I piddled right on the big bed (everything had been washed yesterday) and then I went out into the living room and piddled on the new rug - BOL, BOL.
ReplyDeleteYou look super handsome in your new collar and with your Sorry Ass - BOL
Crikey Puffy ...... I'm sending him over mate!! Seems you need him more than me at the moment. It's not long now though and you'll have someone else to blame, aye??
DeleteDid your sorry ass have a squeaker??? Did you take the stuffing out yet?
ReplyDeleteNo squeaker!! I'm not one for stuffing unless it's in a pig or a chook, of course!!
DeleteYou wiff your Sorry Ass and me wiff my Bad Ass-- we's got all da trubble-makin' covered, don't we?? Bol!
ReplyDeleteWe sure have Finley .... we sure have.
DeleteOh, I loves your Sorry Ass Charlie!!! That is a most FABulous gift from Goose!!! He is one pawsome dude.
ReplyDeleteHey, I don't blame you for chewin' through your lead...I don't much like bein' left alone either, butts I usually just pout. And bark, and every noise! BOL
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Pawsome toy! If I'd been givens a Sorry Ass I woulds have torn the stuffings outs of it within three seconds flat! Hoomans sure are funny abouts gettin new doggy gear, buts that new collar looks pawfects on ya.
ReplyDeleteLots of love,
Enid xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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ReplyDeleteOops!!! I published the same comment twice!! I still haven'ts got the hang of this blogging stuffs.
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Hey there my new friend - Found you! Awesome toy by the way. Can you answer a question for me please? Whenever mom gets me toys, they are always shaped like pigs? Why is that? Snorts and oinks - XOXO - Bacon
ReplyDeleteCrikey Bacon. I got no idea. Sometimes Mums have no imagination aye? If I were buying you a toy Bacon I'd buy a watermelon toy. Dogs and pigs get it right, aye? My mate Goose gave me a sorry Ass and boy I sure need it.
DeleteHi Charlie, we are new around here ... You must be real special to receive your own sorry ass ... See you around
ReplyDeleteCrikey Scout and Axel I sure hope to see you round LOTS. I'm not special. I just really needed my very own sorry Ass and dear old Goose ALWAYS seems to know what's needed. He's the special one!!
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