Crikey all you sheilas out there in blogville I’ve got a
proposition to put to you? You all now
the love of my life is Enid and you all know how Enid is missing in action.
Well …… I asked for advice as to what to do to find her and to get her to go to
Sarge’s date day with me. Well I’ve received lots of advice and, after much
consideration, this is what I propose to do.
It seems Enid is missing for some VERY important reason, like her
Secretary is crook or busy or something or her computer is kapoot and all my
mates reckon I should still paint the town red on Sarges date day. They reckon
Enid wouldn’t want me to be sitting around moping all the time so here’s what I’m
asking of all you sheilas. Would one of you PLEASE go on a date with me? One thing I have to make very clear
from the start is that I would have to remain true to Enid so it would be a
purely plutonic (big word, aye?) relationship. Like… definitely NO hanky panky. I suppose we could hold paws or something but that’s
about it. I would show you a good time. We Aussie blokes are a bit rough around
the edges but deep down, where it counts, we are pretty decent sorts. I’m a pretty good lookin’ bloke or so everyone
says. I know how to dress for an occasion. I got all fancied up and went to see
Prince William and Kate and they smiled at me so they approved of my dress
sense and they sure know how to present themselves, aye?? So how about it. Anyone out there want to be
my date?? I’d ask all my sheila friends
but I don’t handle rejection very well and if one of them said NO I’d be devo!! Sarge’s date day is
VERY soon(the 19th of this month) so I need to know pretty soon,
aye?
AND all you blokes out there ….. thanks for all the advice. Crikey ….. I HOPE THIS WORKS!!
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| This is how I dressed for Wills and Kate!! |
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| Pretty cute, aye?? |
Wanna go on a date with me AND run ... Love, Charlie
Puffy says he wants to go with you - no funny business, just two pals hanging together and checking out the Sheilas. There would be no reason for Enid to get upset or jealous.
ReplyDeleteCrikey .... sounds good Coco Rose but what about you? I've decided to make it a very special date indeed. Everyone can come. Whitley and Finley will be my true dates cause Whitley was the first one to say she would come and then Finley and they are like a team, aye? But you can come to Coco Rose AND Puffy!! I know you have been a bit crook with the shakes and all but we'll look after you.
DeleteSure, Charlie, I would meet up with and watch the Sheilas! That sounds like fun!
ReplyDeleteCrikey Buddy ..... your in, mate!!
DeleteCharlie, you will get a date you handsome bloke, I would go with you, but I gots my buddy Bites.
ReplyDeleteSusie
Thanks Susie ... I'll be looking out for you and Bites ...
DeleteI'll be your date - we could bark roos together!
ReplyDeleteAwwwwww Whitley ..... will you really be my date??? Crikey I'm all overcome! Looks like there's a few others that want to tag along. Would that be ok with you? I thought I'd make it a bit of a surprise ..... the date I mean .... but I just thought I'd have to warn you not to get all prissied up like them crabby girls. I know you like dresses and all, but maybe for this date, a more casual approach might be in order. You can't bark Roos in a dress, aye??
DeleteWell, I bark all kindsa fings in a dress, but maybe I'll just stick wif a bandana or somefin casual and let my floofy hairs fly!
DeleteAnd anybody else who wants to come can, da more da merrier!
There has to be a girl out there who'd love to go with you. BUT, if they're too shy to say anything. Goin' stag so you can check them out would be okay, too.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Bella & Roxy
Crikey .... it's ok Bella and Roxy ..... I got me a date. Matter of fact I got me two dates ..... how good is that?? Thanks for the advice about going stag if need be but all's good, aye??
DeleteHow's about 2 dates? Me and Whitley could both go with ya!! Then you'd be the envy of all da blokes who's only got 1 Shelia with 'em!!
ReplyDeleteNow dat sounds like a plan! We could all bark roos together!
DeleteCrikey Finley .... You and Whitley are the best. We are going to have a great time. Did you see what I said about dresses to Whitley??? Don't get me wrong .... I like dresses but they might get in the way when we are chasing roos. Something more casual will be best. Crikey I hope your allergies are ok!
DeleteSounds like you and Whitley are a go...you know there a shortage of gals for some reason
ReplyDeleteHey Reilly and Denny ..... I got me 2 Sheilas. How lucky am I. There's a shortage? Who knew??
DeleteI think you are collecting a whole bus load of dates, BOL!
ReplyDeleteI could be a stowaway...
Crikey Mr JF Sir ..... I couldn't go on a date without you there. If it's ok with Whitley and Finley you'll be more than welcome to tag along, mate. We'll be needing all the barkers we can get if we find a whole mob of Roos.
DeleteYeah, Freckles are welcome to come too! He are a good varmint killer, so I's sure he can bark roos wif da best of em.
DeleteDa more da merrier, I always sez!!
DeleteI am practising my WOOFINGEST WOOFS right now...
DeleteCrikey Charlie.... TWO Sheilas have Already said YES... That is just GRAND... You get to show TWO girrrrls a very nice time. It is like a Win Win WIN fur Everybuddy. We love it., PERFECT.... THIS is just the thingy that we LOVE about Blogville. We all step up to help Each Other.
ReplyDeleteBravo to YOU and your DateS. Can't wait to see what you will do.
Aren't I just the luckiest bloke in the world?? Two Sheilas! Crikey ..... now I gotta plan ...
DeleteThis blogville is the best,aye. there's so many nice people and so many great mates. I just love it!! In good times and bad everyone's so kind?
Yur gonna wind up with a hole Harrum, Charlie! Are yu ready fur those Terrierist grrls?
ReplyDeleteCrikey Zoe ..... I think so ..... I know those terrierists can be a bit feisty but I think I'm up to it. Wanna come too? You wouldn't be my date but you could tag along with the blokes if you like. If Whitley and Finley say it's ok of course!
DeleteZoe, ya should come too! We can all bark roos!
DeleteCrikey Whitley .... you're such a good sport! Do you think Zaidie'll come? I know he's got a lot on his plate lookin' after his Momma at the moment. I'm worried about her. We really NEED his lear jet, aye?? If Zaidie can't make it maybe we can borrow the jet ..... Anyone else you know who knows how to fly one of those things?? I'll nick on over and ask Zaidie, aye??
DeleteI sure hope Zaidie can come, he are a fun lil terrierist dude. I bet he'd be a good roo-barker too, if he didn't try to make friends wif em like he did wif Roscoe da Rat. I tried to tell him rats were for shakin, but maybe dey do fings differently up dere in Canookistan.
DeleteMe and Finn could try our paws at flyin if HunBun can't come. We's both in #theaviators on da twitter fing, so I figure dat makes us ok to fly. BOL!
Charlie! Count me in! Hey, yu know that Schnauzies are in the Terrioritst group, don't yu? Are yu Sure yu can handle us?
DeleteBark On! I wanna bark at roos with evfurrybuddy!
You're in Zoe! Crikey I don't know if I can handle you, Zoe ...... but I think I'm ok with Whitley and Finley. You flash those peepers at me and I'm a gonner!!
DeleteWhat da what are dat supposed to mean?? Dat me and Finley are just ok?? BOL BOL BOL!!
Delete*flutter, flutter, bat, bat*
DeleteBOL!
Crikey Whitley and Finley ..... you're not JUST ok! You are my dates. You came to my rescue and made me get over Enid when she kept rejecting me. They don't come any better than you and Finley. You are the BEST but ... fair dinkum ...... have you ever noticed Zoe's eyes? They'd make any bloke go all crazy. I got self control though. I can keep it altogether. I'm getting so excited about our date. It's getting close now, aye??
DeleteCrikey Zoe ... stop it, will ya! Whitley and Finley are getting upset and they ARE my dates!!
DeleteOh, so sorry Charlie. *bat bat* I din't mean to make any trubble *flutter, bat, flutter*
DeleteBOL!
Zoe, are I gonna have to bark ya and your eyelashes??? Cuz I will . . .
DeleteBARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
Hee hee!
CRIKEY!!!!!!!!!
DeleteCharlie, my friend, a dude cannot pine away waiting for the love of his life. Grab the situation survey all the girls, have fun. Maybe you need more than two girls. You are such a virile dude. If it is true love Enid will b back.
ReplyDeleteThanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
Crikey Sweet William .... thanks for all the advice. You're right ... I can't wait around forever for Enid. Whitley, Finley and I are going to have a great time.
DeleteI'm so glad to have you for a friend Sweet William ...
Best of luck Charlie. Just a wee tip though old boy, regarding cultural sensitivities. I'm not sure ALL females like to be called Sheila!
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie.
Crikey Bertie .... is that fair dinkum? Who knew? What do you call females if you don't call 'em Sheila? I'll be guided by you Bertie. You do, after all, come from the old country. I do so want to create a good impression. I s'pose our Kate wouldn't want to be called a Sheila, aye? I do so want to be approved of by Wills and Kate. They liked me, Bertie ..... I'm sure they did! Just like you in Scotland some of our people want to break away from England but not me ..... I like it just the way it is!! Rule Britannia and all that ...
DeleteCrikey Bertie ..... very remiss of me, old chap! Do you want to come along? We'd really like it if you would!
DeleteWell Charlie, since my longtime girlfriend Addi has been lying low lately, perhaps a night out with you and your mates, and those cute wee Westie lassies* Finley and Whitley would be a lot of fun. Thank you so much for inviting me. Let's hope the debates about Scottish independence don't get too lively….
Delete*Note the appropriate terms of endearment.
Oh boy, Bertie comin' along, too! We's gonna have a grand ole time. And as for us Texas gals, we's fine with bein' called Shelias, Charlie... or gals, or babes, or girls, just so longs as ya calls us!! Bol!
DeleteLassies??????? I thought they were very hairy dogs but if you reckon I should call Sheilas, Lassie then I s'pose I'll give it a go but hey Finley's ok with the Sheila thing. Gals or babes? Crikey ..... I still like Sheilas best.
DeleteCrikey ..... I've got a very short memory span, aye? It'll be great to have you along, Bertie.
DeleteAnd lassies is fine, as long as ya ain't talkin' 'bout collies. Fur some inexplicable reason, Whitley is cheesed off 'bout collies. Think it has sumthin' to do with the English aristocrats likin' da collies and takin' them into a life of luxury and leavin' us Westies in the highlands to kill da rats and vermin. She's got a strong ancestral prejudice 'bout collies...bol!
ReplyDeleteCrikey ..... I think we might just have to ban politics from our conversations for the day, aye?? Could get a bit heated. Sounds like you're a bit keen on Bertie, aye Finley? Do you know anything about his girlfriend, Addi?? Like - is it serious or just a bit of a fling?
DeleteYep, collies and da lil-mini collies, shelties. I just don't like dem and never has. Momma says I are ridiculomous.
DeleteDa jet r fuelded an' weady tu go, Charwie! Dadda r takin' baycayshuns startin' Fwiday, so I r fwee tu fwy yu pupses whereber yu wanna go!! Jus' gotta teech Dadda how hook up da Bodka Dwip(tm) fur Momma an' I r gud tu go!
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Yay, HunBun are comin too!
DeleteThis is gonna be one helluva date!! and no politicks, promise...us pups is non-political!
DeleteCrikey ... It's good to know your excited. I am too. It's gunna be supa dupa! I can't wait! Remember no politics and casual dress but bring your togs!
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