Tuesday 25 February 2014

The big red sandhill story!

Just a little add on from my last post .... There was a funny story attached to the big red sandhill that I didn't mention.  The sandhill is just out from a little, sleepy, quite remote, Queensland town called Windorah. Mum, Dad and Harri have been there several times as they really love it. When there they always make the drive out into the desert country and that sandhill in particular. They NEVER see another car on the drive out or another person or much of anything for that matter. The last time they were there Windorah appeared to be the sleepy little town they knew and loved and they headed out to the sandhill. It was a full moon and they thought it would be VERY beautiful to watch the moon rise from atop the hill. They did have a very nice bottle of wine for Dad, a thermos of tea for Mum and cheese and biccies and their three big green chairs (one's Harri's .... can't have him being left out) so they felt they were all set. They had just left Windorah when they spotted a few cars pulled over on the side of the road. Most unusual Mum and Dad thought. As they approached the cars a Police Officer stepped out and waved them down. Crikey .... a breathalyser unit ... WTW!!!!!!!  OUT HERE!  Lucky Dad hadn't been drinking but he sure as anything intended on doing his best to empty that bottle of wine once settled on his big red sandhill. Would they be there when they were heading back???? AND why were they there?? There were 3 police cars and heaps of Police officers. Well Dad being Dad, had to ask. The Police Officer turned out to be a very nice bloke and Dad had a real good yarn with him. Told him about the bottle of wine and his intentions of sitting and enjoying it and the moon rise with his best Sheila and his best mate. He's a bit of a funny bloke my Dad and he had that cop laughing fit to kill. Turned out that Birdsville (a VERY remote outback town) had just held their annual picnic races and the people returning from there were due to hit Windorah at any moment. The cops were ready for them!!!!!! Too funny ..... bet they caught a few too.
Anyway Mum and Dad watched the moon rise ... Dad knocked over pretty much all of the wine and on the way back to town, again saw the Police ... Crikey .... they were still there!!!! Should have let Mum drive, aye??? All was well ... the VERY nice cop recognised our car and just waved Dad on. Crikey did Mum ever give a BIG sigh of relief that night. When they got back to town there were people everywhere. All the pubs were full, there was music blaring from everywhere and a two-up game was in full swing in the middle of the road just outside the most popular pub. There were 4 wheel drive vehicles everywhere and they were ALL filthy. Red bull dust covered every single one of them. Mum and Dad wondered where they were all going to be spending the night as there's not much accommodation in Windorah. They found out the next morning .... they went for their early morning bird watching jaunt down by the river and there was No bird watching that morning.There were bodies everywhere. Apparently down by the river is the BEST place to camp. Who knew?????
Funny .... they ALL left that next day and Windorah settled down to be the quiet little outback town Mum, Dad and Harri loved so much. All the police officers left too. Off to the next town to set up their breathalyser unit before the Birdsville picnic race mob arrived.
 
Harri in his green chair. This was taken at a flyball competition not at Windorah.
He was plum tuckered out from all that running. He ran really well that day and his team won the competition. They didn't win VERY often.  His team did flyball for fun that's why Mum joined up. Most of the teams consisted of border collies and kelpies. They are FAST and obedient. I'm fast but Mum doesn't think I would be VERY obedient at flyball. Harri's team consisted of ... wait for it ... Harri (irish terrer), Lucy (wire haired foxie), Ebon (toy poodle), Roonah (Irish water spaniel), Oscar (Jack Russell terrier), Butch (a VERY big, dopey and VERY loveable Doberman) and Rosie (who knew what Rosie was!!). No wonder they didn't win much. Quite a combination and not a border collie to be seen. Mind you EVERYONE loved them. They were  ALWAYS the comic attraction

Wanna run ... Love, Charlie.


21 comments:

  1. Too funny! Glad your fun wasn't interrupted by a trip to the local jail.

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  2. Oh-oh...could have had a dif-fur-ent ending, right?? BOL!
    Great tail!

    When growlmy saw the title she thought you were gonna woof about cranes...we have 'sandhill cranes' here...um...silly growlmy!

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    1. Crikey MrJF, Sir .... What are sandhill cranes? Metal or birds???????
      Very confusing this language problem?

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    2. They are very large birds:
      http://files.dogster.com/pix/dogs/06/1143806/lg_1143806_1282533700.jpg

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    3. Oh, dear, I don't know how to put an image in my comment...

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    1. Crikey Whitley ..... it's funny now .... don't think it was so funny at the time.

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  4. HELLOOOO CHARLIE! Thanks you so much furs visitings my blog and following me!
    You are the most handsomes dog I've ever seen! I LOVE you already and know we wills be greats buddies....oh, if only we'd met before Valentines Day....we coulds have sents each other love cards!!!! Maybe I'm gettings a bits aheads of myself there buts i'm just soooo glad we've met!
    Big, big wet kisses,
    Enid : )

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    1. Crikey Enid .... I sure hope we are going to be the BEST buddies! Matter of fact I'd like to be more than buddies ... I think you are the prettiest thing I have ever, ever, ever, seen. I've been having a bit of a fling with this other Sheila, Ali ... she's a poodle and ever so cute but I think she's a bit old for me so I might have to give her the flick. I think she's just playing with me at the moment. S'cuse me Enid ... *whispers to MrJF. Sir, Zaidie, Whitley, Finley, Zoe, CocoRose, Puffy and all his dogster mates ..... Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaassse don't tell Ali* ... You're just the right age for me Enid. I know we are going to be the best of friends. Wanna be my girl????? Crikey ... I said it!!!!!!! Pleeeeaase Enid .... say yes!!!!!!! I'll be EVER so happy if you do!!!
      Lots of hugs and kisses from your friend, Charlie!!!

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  5. What a great, funny story. Keep 'em comin!
    Hey, I usta have a Kelpie sisfur! Her name was Cindy and she Did Not want to be a workin dog, so she went to a furtastic foster home afore we 'dopted her. I'll show yu a piccie of her sumtie.

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    1. Crikey ... can't wait for the piccie of Cindy, Zoe. I was almost a kelpie .... well ....not really but Mum and Dad both love kelpies and were going to get one after they lost Mr. Perfect, Harri except Mum thought they were getting on a bit and thought a kelpie might be too much for them to handle ... so they got me ... What were they thinking? As if I'm easy to handle!!!!!!

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  6. That is a pawsome story, Charlie! Mom smiled at the Red Bull dust everywhere! We have an energy drink up here called "Red Bull"! Do not drink on an empty stomach! Just as the momma why not!

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    1. Nod a gud idea tu mix it wif bodkas, iber!!

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    2. Why not, buddy's Momma?????? Think there might be a story there aye, Buddy??
      Not to mention your story Zaidie .... red bull and bodkas????? OMD!!

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    3. Mom thinks no one should ever drink Red Bull, Charlie! Just saying. It will give you a buzz like none other!

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  7. OMD, Charwie!! Yu r ownin' dis bwoggin' fing, my fwiend!! Pawsum entwy yu wited! We wuff dis stuffs!

    It wooks wike yu hab a Sheiwa ob yur own now, tu!! Enid r weal pwetty!

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    1. Crikey Zaidie ... She IS pretty, aye??? Pleeeaaasssee don't tell Ali! What am I going to say to HER, Zaidie. You're a man of the world ... help me, mate. I'm new to this Sheila stuff ...

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    2. Ummmmm...Mabbe tell Allie dat...Yu r such a manwy guy-pup dat one gurl r nod 'nuff fur yu! Yu need 2! Yeah, dat will werk, I r shur! (BOL)

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    3. Crikey Zaidie ... do you really think so? Ok ... I'll do it!!!!!! Crikey ... look below Zaidie ....... Oh! MY!

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  8. I'll be your girl Charlie!!!
    Love ya lost,
    Enid xxxxx

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    1. Crikey Enid .... I'm stuck for words. Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou!!!!! I'm the happiest bloke in the whole world right now!!!!!
      Love from your Charlie xox.

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